Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now

40 reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now
Added 41 months ago by WillardL
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now

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I ate too much
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I ate too much

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The dishwasher is full from last night's dishes
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - The dishwasher is full from last night's dishes

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My feet hurt
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - My feet hurt

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I still haven't showered after going to the gym and should probably do that instead
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I still haven't showered after going to the gym and should probably do that instead

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I need to post my dinner to Instagram
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I need to post my dinner to Instagram

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I need to take my dog for a walk
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I need to take my dog for a walk

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It's really late and I should probably just go to bed
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - It's really late and I should probably just go to bed

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The dishwasher is broken
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - The dishwasher is broken

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Maybe I'll call my mom first and then I'll do the dishes
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - Maybe I'll call my mom first and then I'll do the dishes

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I should change clothes before I do the dishes so I don't get anything gross on my favorite outfit
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I should change clothes before I do the dishes so I don't get anything gross on my favorite outfit

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My favorite TV show just started
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - My favorite TV show just started

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36
I'm feeling kinda gross right now
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I'm feeling kinda gross right now

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35
I always brush my teeth after eating, so I'm going to go do that
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I always brush my teeth after eating, so I'm going to go do that

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I had a long day at work
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I had a long day at work

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The kitchen is all the way over there
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - The kitchen is all the way over there

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I just finished eating and I need to sit here and digest a little
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I just finished eating and I need to sit here and digest a little

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I need to check my email
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I need to check my email

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If I don't do laundry right now, I won't do it later, and I really need that shirt for tomorrow
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - If I don't do laundry right now, I won't do it later, and I really need that shirt for tomorrow

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I need a poo
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I need a poo

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I'm in the middle of a mediocre movie but I'm too lazy to stop watching it
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I'm in the middle of a mediocre movie but I'm too lazy to stop watching it

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I got a notification on Twitter
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I got a notification on Twitter

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I haven't scrolled through my Newsfeed in a couple hours. What if something happened?
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I haven't scrolled through my Newsfeed in a couple hours. What if something happened?

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Just one more glass of wine
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - Just one more glass of wine

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I like taking long walks immediately after eating so I can digest
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I like taking long walks immediately after eating so I can digest

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I should update my photo on LinkedIn
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I should update my photo on LinkedIn

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My stomach hurts; I should probably drink some ginger ale and just relax for a bit
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - My stomach hurts; I should probably drink some ginger ale and just relax for a bit

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My cat needs some affection, I've been away all day and you can tell she really missed me
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - My cat needs some affection, I've been away all day and you can tell she really missed me

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This couch is super comfy right now
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - This couch is super comfy right now

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I should read that New York Times article I've been putting off for a couple weeks now?
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I should read that New York Times article I've been putting off for a couple weeks now?

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I made something instead of just ordering in, shouldn't I reward myself and just not do the dishes?
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I made something instead of just ordering in, shouldn't I reward myself and just not do the dishes?

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Don't I have to do something special with that cast iron skillet? Ugh, I'll research that later
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - Don't I have to do something special with that cast iron skillet? Ugh, I'll research that later

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My foot fell asleep
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - My foot fell asleep

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My back hurts
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - My back hurts

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I did the dishes last night
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I did the dishes last night

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I'm in the middle of a chess match
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I'm in the middle of a chess match

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That pan is probably still cooling off, anyway
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - That pan is probably still cooling off, anyway

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I need to prep for my interview tomorrow
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I need to prep for my interview tomorrow

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It's Friday night
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - It's Friday night

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I'm in the middle of a really good movie
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I'm in the middle of a really good movie

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I have a headache all of a sudden
Reasons I don't have to do the dishes right now - I have a headache all of a sudden

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